Marathon Viewing The Latest Christmas Films: The Hits, The Misses, and The Guilty Pleasures.
It is the season to lounge on the sofa and devour a box of mince pies in front of a good movie, a bad movie, or one that’s so bad it’s good.
As always, a selection of fresh seasonal stories aims to become part of our seasonal watchlist—maybe even earning a place alongside enduring classics like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (no arguments).
So, in a helpful attempt to separate the winners from the losers, and to embrace the Christmas spirit, I watched as many recent Christmas films as possible in a single day.
7.17am - A Very Jonas Christmas Movie
Kicking off, ideally, on a good foot. This is the sole 2025 entry on a famous website's list of the best 100 festive features of all time.
The Jonas Brothers end up stuck in the UK after wrapping up their world tour and must make it back for Christmas. Their endeavors are hindered by an malevolent Father Christmas, who bursts into melody to state they won’t get home until they “rediscover their familial spark.”
The banter between the arguing trio is amusing even for the uninitiated, while fans will certainly catch lots of in-jokes as they attempt to get back using every mode of travel possible.
It’s private planes, trains and automobiles.
It’s not a timeless masterpiece, but is great for fans and a solid start to the day.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their relatives who will have to sit through it.
Next: A Star in Panto
Hollywood star Kiefer Sutherland stars as a movie actor cast a "panto".
“A what's a panto??” asks Sutherland’s “difficult” and older star Brad Mack, who has hit a rough patch and whose manager has misled him into thinking he’s starring in renowned British drama.
His pantomime co-stars inform him he’s playing Buttons. “No I'm not,” he protests. It's easy to predict their response. That is, unless you’re ignorant of traditional panto catchphrases.
There are some great jokes, some heartwarming sub-plots, and the ensemble is excellent, too.
It’s the kind of movie that would be a bit naff at a different time, but is a lot of fun at Christmas.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
Mid-Morning: Christmas Karma
Danny Dyer pops up at the beginning of this film, too, insulting someone for the second consecutive movie. Is this a fresh holiday staple?
This time, he’s a singing black cab driver who picks up Mr Sood, the latest spin on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by a star of Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by Bend It Like Beckham’s Gurinder Chadha. The classic narrative progresses as the tight-fisted Mr Sood is haunted by the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This Indian Scrooge is at least distinct from all the others, but sadly he’s not very compelling and Nayyar’s portrayal is flat—a major flaw when he’s so central to everything.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄
Noon: A BBC Special
There’s time for a major broadcaster's holiday special—which stars Guz Khan as a charmingly cantankerous character who “avoids Christmas.”
But after he gets an large festive windfall at work, his wife (starring Morgana Robinson) persuades him blowing the money on a vacation to Lapland.
There’s just one snag—he finds out there was an mistake with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to figure out how to return the excess.
Fun while it lasts but not lasting.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
Early Afternoon: Champagne Problems
This is one of those Christmas films where the decorations and snow are in the backdrop—Christmas is the environment of the film rather than its raison d’etre—but it feels cosy and festive all the same.
Ambitious executive Sydney (starring Minka Kelly) is assigned to a French chateau to negotiate a purchase for a sparkling wine company. On the way, she encounters a fellow in a bookshop who promises to show her the holidays in the City of Light.
A commentator recently declared this is the top new Christmas film of the last several seasons. That’s a bit of a exaggeration, but it is a holiday love story with a hint of sophistication and gives the obligatory heartwarming sensation.
The scene with a lengthy discussion about Die Hard is very good too.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄
Mid-Afternoon: Finding Father Christmas
Teenage Chris, played by Lenny Rush, holds onto his belief in Father Christmas, despite the efforts of his dad (played by James Buckley) to tell him the truth.
The answer is out there, and Chris sets out to find it with the expert help of a group of well-known figures.
It’s gentle but endearing, and good viewing while expecting Santa to visit.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄
4.39pm - Oh. What. Fun.
Michelle Pfeiffer is the mother of a dysfunctional American family who reunite for the holidays—including fellow Oscar nominee Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer starts by mentioning holiday staples like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before saying: “They need to make a movie about the unsung heroes of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s what this is, but in reality it’s really a combination of those forerunner films, at least until Pfeiffer’s character at last takes center stage.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
Formulaic Fun
The day’s taken a dip, but thankfully here’s a new offering in the packed genre of formulaic, schmaltzy, badly acted—and strangely compelling—festive fodder.
It’s a story as well-worn: An American woman travels to a picturesque cold country and ends up stumbling across romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher